Just a story ...

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Down the path alongside the lake

A tender heart'ed woman saw a poor half heart'ed frozen snake.

His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew

"Poor thing," she cried, "I'll take you in and I'll take care of you."

"Take me in, oh tender woman, take me in for heaven' sake

Take me in, oh tender woman," sighed the vicious snake.

She wrapped him all cozy in a comforter of silk

And laid him by her fireside with some honey and some milk.

She hurried home from work that night and soon as she arrived

She found that pretty snake she's taken in had been revived.

"Take me in, oh tender woman, take me in for heaven' sake

Take me in, oh tender woman," sighed the vicious snake.

She clutched him to her bosom, "You're so beautiful," she cried

"But if I hadn't brought you in by now surely you would have died."

She stroked his pretty skin and kissed and held him tight

But instead of saying thank you, that snake gave her a vicious bite.

"Take me in, oh tender woman, take me in for heaven' sake

Take in, oh tender woman," sighed the vicious snake.

"I saved you!" cried the woman, "And you've bitten me, heaven's why?

"You know you're bite is poisonous, and now I'm going to die!"

"Oh, shut up silly woman!" said the reptile with a grin.

"You knew d**n well I was a snake before you took me in!"

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